You Might Be A Romney

you might be a romney if you can’t hear the tv over the sound of your maid vacuuming.

You might be a Romney if you really can see Russia from your house because your telescope is that expensive.

You might be a Romney if you have a net worth of 200 million dollars but you can’t afford a car big enough to put your dog inside.

You might be a Romney if you think Cloverfield was a movie about your butler.

(and we’re off, thanks Jon Stewart!)