You Might Be A Romney

you might be a romney if you can’t hear the tv over the sound of your maid vacuuming.

You might be a Romney if you only root for football teams owned by your friends.

You might be a Romney if you have a net worth of 200 million dollars but you can’t afford a car big enough to put your dog inside.

Do you find yourself having large amounts of overseas capital? Do you like buying companies and selling them for spare parts? Do your friends own Nascar teams? Then you might be a Romney!

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