You Might Be A Romney

You might be a Romney

You might be a Romney if you think the people on MTV Cribs are poor.

You might be a Romney if you have two plasma screen TVs in your bathroom; one for watching on the toilet and one for watching in the bath.

You might be a Romney

You might be a Romney if you find that your life is similar to Scrooge McDuck’s.

you might be a romney if you have to use your stairs because your elevator is broken.

you might be a romney if you can’t remember which swiss banks you keep your money in

you might be a romney if the only black person you know is your maid.

you might be a romney if you can’t hear the tv over the sound of your maid vacuuming.

You might be a Romney if you only root for football teams owned by your friends.

You might be a Romney if you regularly get lost in your house and end up in room you didn’t know you had.

You might be a redneck…if you sell out to help some rich fat-cat look acceptable to the bubbas in the south.