You might be a Romney if you think the people on MTV Cribs are poor.
You might be a Romney if you have two plasma screen TVs in your bathroom; one for watching on the toilet and one for watching in the bath.
Just to let you know, that thing about Romney saying that he can relate to blacks because his ancestors were slave owners is a joke. I looked at the site when it popped up on my dash last night and it was a just for laughs kind of site.
I guessed that might be the case, but it did sound like something he would say.
You might be a Romney
You might be a Romney if you find that your life is similar to Scrooge McDuck’s.
I understand how difficult it can be for an African-American in today’s society. In fact, I can relate to black people very well indeed. My ancestors once owned slaves, and it is in my lineage to work closely with the black community. However, just because they were freed over a century ago doesn’t mean they can now be freeloaders. They need to be told to work hard, and the incentives just aren’t there for them anymore. When I’m president I plan to work closely with the black community to bring a sense of pride and work ethic back into view for them.
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Did this buffoon really say that? (via thedivanna) white people are funny I hate this planet. (via daniellemertina) lol white people (via luckythinks91)
God forbid black people stop working like slaves, amirite? (via marmarsplainingitall) Uhm Mitt?
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